Joke

[roguem]

Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer:Puppies grow up.

Question:Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.
and to men who can handle it!

Comments

[cantusnoctum.livejournal.com]

heheheheeee!

[roguem.livejournal.com]

:D

I love your icon.

[miss-nightowl.livejournal.com]

*snort* Cruel, but effective.... ;o)

[roguem.livejournal.com]

and very true. ;p

[isil80.livejournal.com]

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

So hit the spot on that one

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe

[beluga.livejournal.com]

Way funny!

xx

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D

[tygerx.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[roguem.livejournal.com]

hihi

[yeuxdebleu.livejournal.com]

Very funny. Thanks so much for posting this. And they are so true. Especially loved the one about men not wanting to ask directions. This has been true of every man I've ever ridden with in a car. *husband included*

[roguem.livejournal.com]

Hehe, happy to post it. :D

Ah asking for directions... don't know how my dad is about that one, coz he's usually good at finding them on his own.

[sebastian-tombs.livejournal.com]

Hey!!!!!

(now I want a userpic of Cap'n Jack Sparrow from Pirates ot Carib. ("I didn't deserve that"

[roguem.livejournal.com]

;P