Definition of friendship.
Oct. 9th, 2006 08:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
roguemI got this from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ajali a while back, just had to share.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actuallly come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this message - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. Unless he's like a foot taller than me and outweighs me by a hundred pounds.Then you're on your own.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. And I will want all the details.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. I will make sure to call you names too.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. I might even tell some true ones.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words. If you're really confused, I'll draw pictures.
7. When you are sick - STAY the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Especially if we're drunk.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember.... when life hands you lemons, ASK FOR TEQUILA and salt and call me over!!
ajali a while back, just had to share.TRUE FRIENDSHIP
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actuallly come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this message - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. Unless he's like a foot taller than me and outweighs me by a hundred pounds.Then you're on your own.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. And I will want all the details.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. I will make sure to call you names too.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. I might even tell some true ones.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words. If you're really confused, I'll draw pictures.
7. When you are sick - STAY the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Especially if we're drunk.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And always remember.... when life hands you lemons, ASK FOR TEQUILA and salt and call me over!!
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 12:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 02:59 pm (UTC)But...you don't drink! :-p
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 03:51 pm (UTC)XDDD I am in the quiet section of one of my uni libraries and that still made me laugh out loud.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 07:08 pm (UTC)There's defenitly truth to it.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 07:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 07:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 08:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-09 10:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 01:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 09:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 09:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 09:16 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 04:54 pm (UTC):P
(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 09:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 10:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-11 04:02 pm (UTC)