Nov. 8th, 2005

The Hitcher

Nov. 8th, 2005 10:53 pm
roguem: (Hooligans by RogueM)

[livejournal.com profile] beluga  and I just finished watching 'The Hitcher' , this is what we learned:

  1. Don't pick up hitchhikers, especially guys who look like Rutger Hauer.
  2. Bring mace on road trip if you're thinking of picking up hitchhikers.
  3. Watch your food while eating.
  4. Learn how to load and fire a gun.
  5. Bring gun and phone.
  6. Don't drive to California through El Paso (from Chicago).
  7. Don't enter a policestation unless there are at least 5 officers on duty.
  8. If the door to your cell is open, there's something wrong.
  9. Always wear your seatbelt.
  10. Get enough sleep before you drive.
  11. Don't involve girls.
  12. Learn where the handbreak is on a truck.
  13. The police will never believe you.
  14. Always carry a change of clothes and shoes.
  15. Stay away from gas pumps.
  16. Have a relative by their phone until you reach your destination.
  17. Check if gun has bullets or not before you try to shoot somebody.
  18. Don't drink coffee while driving.
  19. Drive a BIG car.
  20. Always keep an eye on the rearview mirror.
  21. If you're trying to make somebody pull over, don't behave like a maniac.
  22. ...drive in front of them and hit the brakes.
  23. Plan ahead, make sure which places along the road will be open for business.

I hope you've all learned something from this, drive safely. ;D

The Hitcher

Nov. 8th, 2005 10:53 pm
roguem: (Hooligans by RogueM)

[livejournal.com profile] beluga  and I just finished watching 'The Hitcher' , this is what we learned:

  1. Don't pick up hitchhikers, especially guys who look like Rutger Hauer.
  2. Bring mace on road trip if you're thinking of picking up hitchhikers.
  3. Watch your food while eating.
  4. Learn how to load and fire a gun.
  5. Bring gun and phone.
  6. Don't drive to California through El Paso (from Chicago).
  7. Don't enter a policestation unless there are at least 5 officers on duty.
  8. If the door to your cell is open, there's something wrong.
  9. Always wear your seatbelt.
  10. Get enough sleep before you drive.
  11. Don't involve girls.
  12. Learn where the handbreak is on a truck.
  13. The police will never believe you.
  14. Always carry a change of clothes and shoes.
  15. Stay away from gas pumps.
  16. Have a relative by their phone until you reach your destination.
  17. Check if gun has bullets or not before you try to shoot somebody.
  18. Don't drink coffee while driving.
  19. Drive a BIG car.
  20. Always keep an eye on the rearview mirror.
  21. If you're trying to make somebody pull over, don't behave like a maniac.
  22. ...drive in front of them and hit the brakes.
  23. Plan ahead, make sure which places along the road will be open for business.

I hope you've all learned something from this, drive safely. ;D

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