The Hitcher
Nov. 8th, 2005 10:53 pmbeluga and I just finished watching 'The Hitcher' , this is what we learned:
- Don't pick up hitchhikers, especially guys who look like Rutger Hauer.
- Bring mace on road trip if you're thinking of picking up hitchhikers.
- Watch your food while eating.
- Learn how to load and fire a gun.
- Bring gun and phone.
- Don't drive to California through El Paso (from Chicago).
- Don't enter a policestation unless there are at least 5 officers on duty.
- If the door to your cell is open, there's something wrong.
- Always wear your seatbelt.
- Get enough sleep before you drive.
- Don't involve girls.
- Learn where the handbreak is on a truck.
- The police will never believe you.
- Always carry a change of clothes and shoes.
- Stay away from gas pumps.
- Have a relative by their phone until you reach your destination.
- Check if gun has bullets or not before you try to shoot somebody.
- Don't drink coffee while driving.
- Drive a BIG car.
- Always keep an eye on the rearview mirror.
- If you're trying to make somebody pull over, don't behave like a maniac.
- ...drive in front of them and hit the brakes.
- Plan ahead, make sure which places along the road will be open for business.
I hope you've all learned something from this, drive safely. ;D