Top Ten Things That Suck About Being a Hobbit

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10. Being fur-covered and child-like means you're constantly mistaken for Robin Williams
T H.., Murray, KY

9. People keep getting you confused with that "Bobbitt" guy
Amy R., Portland, OR

8. Male pattern foot baldness
Curt K., San Jose, CA

7. Giants ears make Barbra Streisand CDs about 40% more irritable
James M., Brisbane, Australia

6. Frequent late night calls from a drunk Rhea Perlman
Jim E., Keizer, OR

5. Only thing on TV in Middle Earth is "Dr. Phil"
Sean H., Bellingham, WA

4. You're the only species that Anna Nicole Smith won't go out with
Mark K., Olean, NY

3. Those damn illegal immigrants from Munchkinland
John P., Warren, MI

2. Explaining to Michael Jackson that you're 34 and straight
Tom G., Staten Island, NY

1. You battle your way to Mount Doom to defeat ultimate evil and save the world, but you're too short for the rides at Disney World
Peter W., Towson, MD