roguem | I'm stalked

roguem's LJ stalker is tygerx!

tygerx is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder!

roguem's LJ stalker is elvea_aure!

elvea_aure is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also mentally deranged!

roguem's LJ stalker is elicons!

elicons is stalking you because they think you are the one who made anonymous abusive LJ comments. They are also deluded!

roguem's LJ stalker is nasty_hobbitses!

nasty_hobbitses is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also not very liked around here!

roguem's LJ stalker is enigmaticentity!

enigmaticentity is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also not very liked around here!

roguem's LJ stalker is beluga!

beluga is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also slowly poisoning you!

The story of a bored individual...