Definition of friendship.

I got this from ajali a while back, just had to share.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actuallly come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this message - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. Unless he's like a foot taller than me and outweighs me by a hundred pounds.Then you're on your own.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. And I will want all the details.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. I will make sure to call you names too.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. I might even tell some true ones.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words. If you're really confused, I'll draw pictures.

7. When you are sick - STAY the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Especially if we're drunk.


Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And always remember.... when life hands you lemons, ASK FOR TEQUILA and salt and call me over!!

Definition of friendship.

I got this from ajali a while back, just had to share.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actuallly come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this message - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. Unless he's like a foot taller than me and outweighs me by a hundred pounds.Then you're on your own.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. And I will want all the details.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. I will make sure to call you names too.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. I might even tell some true ones.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words. If you're really confused, I'll draw pictures.

7. When you are sick - STAY the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Especially if we're drunk.


Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

And always remember.... when life hands you lemons, ASK FOR TEQUILA and salt and call me over!!

A message from Joss Whedon

Taken from Whedonesque:

Hi boys and odd, smooth, compellingly bumpy non-boys. I'm in Liverpool, on Alexis' lap... sorry, laptop, checking in and seeing all sorts of nonsense about a sequel to something. I did run into someone at Forbidden Planet, and he said something about that I ought to make more things, possibly art things, and I agreed. He didn't know the fellow I was with was Brian Hitch but it was 'cause I'm so, yeah, awesome. Yes, Warren and Natalie and Brian and I had dinner, after nattering on for SFX at the hotel (I like that mag) and it was blazingly fun. They're all three multitalented, urbane, and surprisingly sweet. I'm none of those things but I came the farthest so they had to be nice. BUT...

There's no sequel, no secret project regarding Serenity or somesuch and I'm not even sure how anyone thought there was talk there. I've seen Nathan and Tim (and Summer and Alan) recently because they're my friends because I'm so, yeah, awesome. So let's put that to bed and smother it with a pillow.

Fun fact: Didn't read the thread, but as for James playing Shinzon: that's the reason he left for darkest Africa at the end of season six. We were giving him the time off to do the film. When it didn't happen, the course was already set. But he got a nifty soul and that worked out okay.

Oh, and I heard Marvel pushed back X-Men 18? I've delivered 19, and Johnny's working steadily, so blame the marketplace. In fact, overturn the marketplace, the way Jesus did when he was cranky about that thing that time.

Rolling in Kittens, -j. 

Why are the cool people in London, at Forbidden Planet when I'm not there? Come on! :p
As for the news about a Serenity sequel, I'm not that suprised really, Joss has focused his attention to other projects, and I'm sure we'll see more great things from him in the future. I'm not saying I'm not dissapointed, I would have loved to see more from that universe, but asking Joss to top that movie... that's a pretty big demand.

A message from Joss Whedon

Taken from Whedonesque:

Hi boys and odd, smooth, compellingly bumpy non-boys. I'm in Liverpool, on Alexis' lap... sorry, laptop, checking in and seeing all sorts of nonsense about a sequel to something. I did run into someone at Forbidden Planet, and he said something about that I ought to make more things, possibly art things, and I agreed. He didn't know the fellow I was with was Brian Hitch but it was 'cause I'm so, yeah, awesome. Yes, Warren and Natalie and Brian and I had dinner, after nattering on for SFX at the hotel (I like that mag) and it was blazingly fun. They're all three multitalented, urbane, and surprisingly sweet. I'm none of those things but I came the farthest so they had to be nice. BUT...

There's no sequel, no secret project regarding Serenity or somesuch and I'm not even sure how anyone thought there was talk there. I've seen Nathan and Tim (and Summer and Alan) recently because they're my friends because I'm so, yeah, awesome. So let's put that to bed and smother it with a pillow.

Fun fact: Didn't read the thread, but as for James playing Shinzon: that's the reason he left for darkest Africa at the end of season six. We were giving him the time off to do the film. When it didn't happen, the course was already set. But he got a nifty soul and that worked out okay.

Oh, and I heard Marvel pushed back X-Men 18? I've delivered 19, and Johnny's working steadily, so blame the marketplace. In fact, overturn the marketplace, the way Jesus did when he was cranky about that thing that time.

Rolling in Kittens, -j. 

Why are the cool people in London, at Forbidden Planet when I'm not there? Come on! :p
As for the news about a Serenity sequel, I'm not that suprised really, Joss has focused his attention to other projects, and I'm sure we'll see more great things from him in the future. I'm not saying I'm not dissapointed, I would have loved to see more from that universe, but asking Joss to top that movie... that's a pretty big demand.

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It only took two days, but I finally found and watched the final episode of season one of "Prison Break". Good stuff, now I just have to get dad to get started on season 2, taped the first episode for him on Friday, and now that I've caught up I'd like to watch it too.
Can I just say how much I loved Abruzzi and the axe? I know, I know, that's crazy. I can't help it, that moment had me cheering. 

Am now watching "Rome". Have gotten into it now. Not my fave thing ever, but enjoyable non the less. At least I'll learn something.

Have started to wonder if some of my entries aren't showing up on your flists. Or it's just been a quiet few days.

It's been a little while since my latest episode of 'Norwegian Artist Pimping', so I'll give you another episode.
But first, links to the previous entries: ( Part 1 )  ( Part 2 ) ( Part 3 ) ( Part 4 ) ( Part 5 ) ( Part 6 ) ( Part 7 ) ( Part 8 )
And now it's time for another exiting episode:

( Part 9 )

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It only took two days, but I finally found and watched the final episode of season one of "Prison Break". Good stuff, now I just have to get dad to get started on season 2, taped the first episode for him on Friday, and now that I've caught up I'd like to watch it too.
Can I just say how much I loved Abruzzi and the axe? I know, I know, that's crazy. I can't help it, that moment had me cheering. 

Am now watching "Rome". Have gotten into it now. Not my fave thing ever, but enjoyable non the less. At least I'll learn something.

Have started to wonder if some of my entries aren't showing up on your flists. Or it's just been a quiet few days.

It's been a little while since my latest episode of 'Norwegian Artist Pimping', so I'll give you another episode.
But first, links to the previous entries: ( Part 1 )  ( Part 2 ) ( Part 3 ) ( Part 4 ) ( Part 5 ) ( Part 6 ) ( Part 7 ) ( Part 8 )
And now it's time for another exiting episode:

( Part 9 )